The Family

Quite simply, status is acquired with participation. 

Those who have attended the most trips have moved up the Ass.Hierarchy.  As of 2008, The Family structure is as follows:

THE DON:

Larry "Doctor Proctor" Hobdell

THE UNDERBOSSES:

Craig "Unibomber" Hobdell

Chuck "Nipples" Carter

THE CONSIGLIERE

Vince "Don Vito" Margera

THE CAPOS:

Chris "Oh Burger" Oberg

Mike "Hobeen" Green

Rob "Soup" Robinson

Bob "Papa Duke" Robinson

THE SOLDIERS:

Brian "Six Finger Boy" Salak

Gary "Meat Inspector" Thurstlic

Sam "Precious" Volpone

Dennis "The Pennis" West

Chris "Make Me Raff" Beaudoin

Wayne "The ASSistant" Fitz

John "Short Truck" Bielicki

Greg "Shots" Neely