The view from 1000 feet above the Pine Creek in the Grand Canyon of PA.  The water was just a tad too low for us to raft in 2008.  We''ll be back in 2010 for our 25th Anniversary RaftingAssTrip.  Next year we might try another location withing the USA.  Keep posted as we narrow down the choices and do our research.

Awesome shot.... and a beer?  This can, at one time, held the Bullfrog that Chuck "Nipples" Carter unleashed upon the canyon walls.  It echoed 3 times!  Yup, Chuck is the Bullfrog Award recipient for 2008.

Larry "Doctor Proctor" Hobdell shows his brother Craig "Unibomber" Hobdell where Jimmy Hoffa is taking a dirt nap?  Nahhhh... but it beats the truth, he just let out an air biscuit that attracted a billion flies!  Larry reclaimed his fame by winning the vastly desired "Onion Ring Award" later that day when he choked off a section of downtown Wellsboro with a lethal vapor from twixt his glutes.

John "Short Truck" Bielicki needs a liver realignment to get back on the Bar Trek track.  You gotta pace yourself when you start early in the morning with 12 ounce weight lifts.

The breakfast served at the famous Wellsboro Diner would be perfect if they had Yuengling on tap too!  We had our solids here before adding liquids on the Bar Trek.  Some took it a step further in their chemistry demonstration by turning the combination into gases.  Oh boy!

and...... MORE SILLY STRING ANTICS!!!

Craig "Unibomber" Hobdell has a special delivery ready for the Canyon Motel.  Vince "Don Vito" Margera got us kicked out of there a few years ago. 

Gary "Meat Inspector" Thurstlic celebrates his last SINGLE Saturday.  Yup, he got hitched a week later.

Scott "Gator Boy" Zehner and Larry "Doctor Proctor" Hobdell watch the Sixers get crushed on TV at the Timeless Destination.  It was outside this place that the Proctor let out a huge pocket of stank gas that clung to the air in the most disturbing fashion for several hours.  NOYCE!

The bartendress at the Gas Light Tavern also subs as the town siren when there is a fire.  Scott "Gator Boy" Zehner has 7 empty bottles in front of him and is immune to the noise.

We sure do love those mountain prices for drinks!  They are double or more back home.  It's 11PM and we are just getting started!

Stan and Ollie?  Paul "Sheep Shagger" Hegarty and Bob "Papa Duke" Robinson are feeling mellow, so you had better hide your sheep!

Gary got lei'd!  It's the last strange lei he will have since he's jumping off the cliff of love next weekend and giving up bachelorhood.

Is the mug half full or half empty?  This picture is repeated throughout the town of Wellsboro on the first walking version of our Bar Trek. 

Let's see.... this time I'll have a....  *HIC*

Scott "Gator Boy" Zehner consoles a 97 year old Buckeye fan.  He didn't know she was 97 until I flashed the camera.  Whew!

There ya go Scott.  She's 27 again.  Rut Row! 

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