| 2008 Tournaments |
Nipples Devil? Is this just plain wrong, or what? Chuck "Nipples" Carter got a new nickname for putting baby bottle nipples on his head and making people wonder if he had a medical condition that required them. Ha ha!
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A local with shaky hands took this picture of the final shot of the "Tom Turkey Shuffleboard Tournament" won by Bob "Papa Duke" Robinson and Paul "Sheep Shagger" Hegarty. Paul was the first one to toss two "hangers" in one cycle since we started keeping/losing records. Save the Wales! |
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Paul "Sheep Shagger" Hegarty and Bob "Papa Duke" drew numbers to be partners again and won the first "Skunk-Eye Darts Tournament" this year. They were the first Ass.Men to win two tournaments in the same year. |
I think the darts victory went to their heads! |
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Thunder rumbled in his intestinal tract as Larry "Doctor Proctor" Hobdell makes up 10 slips of paper with numbers to draw partners for the "Darby Cup Pool Tournament". *Note - there were only 9 Ass.Men in attendance. This created the only cranky moment on the trip. Two sips of beer later, it was all calm again on the homestead and grandma was busy beating off the indians... |
Gary "Meat Inspector" Thurstlic gave himself a pole dance at his imaginary bachelor's party. He threw himself a dollar too! Should we change his name to "Pole Inspector"? Sounds redundant to me... |
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Chuck "Nipples" Carter has to make this shot to win the Darby Cup. He should have played a Darby Shot, but he went for it and missed. DAGNABBIT! The next shot was lined up much better for the opponent to win quickly. |
Craig "Unibomber" Hobdell and Bob "Papa Duke" Robinson won this year's "Darby Cup Pool Tournament" defeating Chuck "Nipples" Carter and John "Short Truck" Bielicki in a hard fought match full of "Darby" moves and distractions. This made Bob "Papa Duke" Robinson the first Ass.Trifecta winner, a feat that may never be duplicated. He was on the winning teams for Darts, Shuffleboard and Pool. NOYCE! |
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The Doctor is in! Bob "Papa Duke" Robinson glommed this sign from the owner of Fred's Lobster Garden (Site of this year's Darby Cup Pool Tournament) and we found another local to take our group picture. The owner was drinking Tequila Slammers at a 1 every 15 minute pace the entire time we were there. SLAM! There he goes again! |
Doctor Proctor looks on as his prize student Papa Duke does a presentation on liver pickling for his science fair project. |
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Get off your duff and join us on the next trip, aight? Sign our Ass.Guestbook or we'll encourage a crazed pole vaulter to make a mad dash up your sister's hoop skirt! |